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Monday, May 2, 2011

Laughter ....the spice of Life

A few Mondays back I did a post on 'Laughter is the spice of life" from the book with the same name and today am continuing this thought with a look at marriage.


So...for a few laughs
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin


"An Archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie



This was an a bit of a laugh....
A male designed curriculum
for training Wives!

1. Silence the final frontier:Where no woman has gone before.
2. The undiscovered side of banking:making deposits.
3.Telephone skills:How to hang up.
4. Classic Clothing:Wearing outfit you already own.
5. Bathroom Etiquette: HIS razor is his.
6.Driving a car safely:Introduction to parking.


Ha!

A conversation
Adam was walking around in the garden of Eden feeling a little morose and a bit lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"


- God "Adam, why the face?"
- Adam "I'm a bit over the animals and need someone to talk to."
- God "hhmmm.....I have an idea....how about a woman?"
- Adam "Okay, tell me about her."
- God "Well this woman has superb cooking skills, she enjoys cleaning, taking care of things and she is agreeable and never moody. She won't nag and even admits her wrongs after a disagreement. She NEVER has a headache and will freely give you love and compassion without question."
- Adam "How much would this cost me?"
- God "An arm and a leg."
- Adam ' hmmm...what can I get just for a rib?"

(A conversation paraphrased in my own words)

Hope you had a laugh :)
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